Eating Cake Alone

Life: I can have it all. But it will probably kill me.


Dear Moms at the playground: There was a large, serious looking man spinning in circles at the playground with his cellphone up in the air, pointing


I don’t know whose child this is. But I’m sure someone is looking for them.

it in every direction around the children today. In light of recent events in the news, I understand this may have been very unnerving. Although I am not proud, as a mother I felt the need to clarify. This man was my husband. And he was in fact catching a very rare, very difficult to capture Pokémon. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time for my family. I’m going to go drink now.

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