Dear Moms at the playground: There was a large, serious looking man spinning in circles at the playground with his cellphone up in the air, pointing
it in every direction around the children today. In light of recent events in the news, I understand this may have been very unnerving. Although I am not proud, as a mother I felt the need to clarify. This man was my husband. And he was in fact catching a very rare, very difficult to capture Pokémon. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time for my family. I’m going to go drink now.